I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"


That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

never fails 

So…my rugby team had a BBQ…it was successful for the most part….food was cooked an eaten…but there was a teeny lil’ fire that started when we were all inside eating…

Our response to seeing it though was impeccable. We all ran inside and grabbed whatever we could to fill with water. Fire was put out and we resumed eating and had a good laugh about it.

Donated blood today! I also gave the floor a bit of blood as well…accidentally. Unfortunately, I didn’t have the red stretch band thing around my arm, so blood started pumping out of my arm and onto the floor at the snack table. I was calm about the situation, applying pressure. The frat bros working the table however were not. A nurse came by, asked me what happened and I said, “I guess I got too excited about getting a slice of pizza?” She laughed, patched me up, and asked how I was feeling, and I said “hungry.”



this is better than any television show i have ever seen